Synopsis
Where was this guy when Anthony Michael Hall needed him? Drillbit Taylor is a bodyguard for hire – at least, that's what he tells the pair of nerdy high school freshmen seeking his services, because let's face it: one man's hobo is another man's elite security task force. Owen Wilson stars as the boys' sensei-turned-substitute teacher in a comedy with a pedigree that's hard to argue; the story was originally conceived by master of hilarious high school angst himself, John Hughes, and co-written by Superbad scribe Seth Rogen. And yes, the whole affair's produced by Judd Apatow – like you had to ask. Pratfalls and crotch shots abound, so sit back, pop open a cold one and give thanks that you never have to be a freshman again.