You're young, you're virile, and you've just gotten out of the Army. (Also, you're Elvis.) What are you going to do: sit on your throne as the heir-apparent to your mom's pineapple fortune, or frolic around the Hawaiian Islands with beautiful women and a song in your heart? The answer should be obvious even if you're not Elvis. Quick tip: you haven't truly swooned until you've seen the King serenade a kindly island grandmother with "Can't Help Falling in Love."